2009-02-16 -- 5/5:: Gold
I once asked a friend of mine if it would even be possible to make Country music good... If you made it evil or something. I don't know that Unknown Hinson is evil, but he's a vampire, and apparently that's enough. Great album, and it's hilarious.

2009-02-13 -- 4/5:: Some of the creepiest music I've heard in some time
With a mild shudder and a quick glance over my shoulder, I have to say that Unknown Hinson's "The Future Is Unknown" is some of the creepiest music I've heard in some time. Cloaking himself in the persona of a country vampire certainly works for this batch of tunes about such matters as stalking, perversion, lust, drinking, trailer life, and peeping Tom's. Unknown Hinson himself plays all the instruments on this batch of twisted tales, albeit some better than others, but one tends to overlook any deficiencies because his lyrics demand the same careful attention accorded to the mad doctor who tells his helpless victims what is in store before beginning his grim work.

I cannot recommend a steady diet of this music, but it does fit well if you are on a weekend escape in a remote cabin or blockhouse, and you can suspend your disbelief long enough to shake your head and grin. But don't let Unknown Hinson give you any ideas. . .

2009-02-03 -- 5/5:: Outstnader than hell!
Funniest cartoon ever! Go see Unknown Hinson live if he is anywhere near you.

2008-08-01 -- 5/5:: Unknown Hinson ROckS!!!!
This CD is like vampire/hillbilly/Hendrix/Weird Al Yankovich/ meets trailer trash. Sweet.
Check out his "Venus Bound" video on youtube. Hahahaahahhaa

2008-07-30 -- 5/5:: Unknown Hinson is the m@#%#@%% Man!!!!
Just buy this cd. If you do, you won't suck quite as hard as you do now.