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~ Aladdin - Ton meilleu ami
Views: 771641 |  |  |  |  | Si Ali Baba a quarante voleurs, Shérazade, mille histoires de coeur. Toi, Maître, tu es encore bien plus fort Car tu possèdes un truc qui vaut de l'or. Tu as le pouvoir, enfile tes gants, Allume la mèche, et tu seras gagnant. Ça va faire Boum ! Au feu ! T ...More out ce qui te chante, Tu peux l'avoir en frottant cette lampe ! Et je dis : Maître Aladdin, très cher, Je vous offre, aujourd'hui, Un dessert du tonnerre, un éclair. Car je suis votre meilleur ami ! Je suis maître d'hôtel au restaurant d' la vie. Passez commande au creux d' mon oreille, J' me coupe en quatre pour mes amis. Seigneur, nous sommes à votre service. Ordonnez, Ô Prince, Ô Roi ! C'est un plaisir, de vous servir, Reprenez un peu de baklava. Plats divers, colonne A, Fruits d'été, colonne B. J'aimerais bien vous offrir de tout Car je suis votre meilleur ami ! Je suis un Génie, Chanteur magicien. Mon tour favori, C'est l' coup du lapin ! Je sais même faire Boum ! Tu vois c' que j' vois ? WAOUHH ! Et quand je dis Abracadabra, on s'éclate, Et tu disparaîtras par magie ! Remonte ta mâchoire, T' as l'oeil hagard. J'ai le pouvoir d'exaucer tes prières. C'est garanti, diplômé, certifié, Tu as un Génie comme Chargé d'Affaires. Je te soutiendrai, je t'appuierai, Quel est ton voeu, dis-moi, quel est ton souhait ? T' as déjà fait ta liste ? OK, Banco ! Frotte-toi les mains, moi je me frotte le dos ! Eh, Oh ! Maître Aladdin, Seigneur, Fais un voeu ou deux, j' te prie ! Tu veux du rab' ? Toi, Grand Nabab ! Eh oui, j' suis ton ... |
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~ Great White Shark Accident ★★★★★
Views: 6929448 |  |  |  |  | If you are interested in using or licencing this footage please feel free to contact me by email: patrick.sean.walsh at gmail.com A 2 ton, 15 foot Great White barrels into my cage and brakes through the bars... Patrick Walsh - Filming Paul Damgaard - Avoi ...More ding Sharks Mouth CC - The Shark "On November 4th we had an incident that was pretty darned exciting. CC, or Cut Caudal, one of our regular sharks, accidentally ran into one of the main cages on the Searcher. CC came up nearly vertical about 20 feet away from the cage and grabbed one of the hang baits, which he is known to do on a regular basis. However, on this particular day he swam right into the portside cage's viewing window. As CC took the bait he instinctively rolled his eyes back, couldn't see where he was going and accidentally swam directly into the viewing window. CC's entire head went inside the cage and he was stopped just short of his pectoral fins. Well, we all know that white sharks have no reverse and CC was too far in to turn around. He tried to turn, but he could not quite get his snout to clear the corner. He rolled on his side and began to thrash up and down trying to free himself. Being a rather large white shark he just ended up making the opening bigger by simply removing the front of the cage so he could get out of the cage. CC literally removed all the lower front vertical bars and the horizontal bar that connects all of the vertical bars to the main frame of the front cage panel and then swam ... |
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~ Red Bull Cliff Diving Wolfgangsee 2008
Views: 1509772 |  |  |  |  | The world's best cliff divers gave their most: once again Orlando Duque proved his incomparable ability during the Red Bull Cliff Diving competition on Lake Wolfgang and, under perfect conditions with an audience of more than 5500 tensely awaiting on-look ...More ers, won. His perfectly executed triple backwards somersault and a double twist in the final round gave the Columbian a total of 343.7 points, the highest points awarded during the day. |
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~ ShamWow Song (Lyrics from Vince Offer)
Views: 1290136 |  |  |  |  | FREE mp3, LINKs, & LYRICS here: Watch the original commercial here: www.youtube.com Download the FREE mp3 here: www.rhettandlink.com FAQ in the comments: Did ShamWow pay you for this? No. A lot of our vids are sponsored, but this one is not. It was just s ...More omething we had to get out there once we thought of it. Any ShamWow sales are just gravy for Vince. Does the ShamWow really work? You can watch our live show from Feb. 26th to see for yourself: rhettandlink.com LYRICS (from Vince Offer): Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow. You'll be saying wow every time you use this towel. it's like a chamois! It's like a towel! it's like a sponge. A regular towel doesn't work wet - this works wet or dry. This is for the house, the car, the boat, the RV! ShamWow holds twenty times its weight in liquid. Look at this! It just does the work! Why do you want to work twice as hard? Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess. Wring it out, you wash it in the washing machine. Made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff. You can cut it in half, use one as a bath mat, drain your dishes with the other one. Use one as a towel. Olympic divers, they use it as a towel. Look at that! Completely dry! Put a wet sweater, roll it up, it dries your sweaters. Here's some cola, wine, coffee cola pet stains. Not only is the damage gonna be on top - there's your mildew. That is going to smell! [ See that? ] The most absorbing We're gonna do this in real time! Look at this! Put it on the spill, turn it over ... |
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~ Japanese Talent Show : Scuba Diving
Views: 621170 |  |  |  |  | More: Ani-Pock.Blogspot.Com From NTV's "Kasou Taishou" show, a group of ameature performers create a scuba diving scene from the perspective of the divers goggles in the same manner the commonly known "Ping Pong Matrix" clip was concieved: people dressed ...More in solid colors camaflouge themselves against a background while transforming part of themselves into objects. In this case, it translates to fishes, sea creatures, rocks, divers and more. More: Ani-Pock.Blogspot.Com |
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~ Nazi [ Russian ] Tank Found in Lake, recovered
Views: 1078262 |  | ![Divers Nazi [ Russian ] Tank Found in Lake, recovered](http://img2.everyvideoevermade.com/img.ashx?src=EhK1eXDAfgQ_1) | ![Divers Nazi [ Russian ] Tank Found in Lake, recovered](http://img3.everyvideoevermade.com/img.ashx?src=EhK1eXDAfgQ_2) | ![Divers Nazi [ Russian ] Tank Found in Lake, recovered](http://img4.everyvideoevermade.com/img.ashx?src=EhK1eXDAfgQ_3) | A Russian Tank - captured and re-painted by Nazi Germans - was found in a Russian lake and recovered. The engine was still in working order. From the website: "Germans have driven this tank in lake when fuel was terminated at deviation in 1944. It laid on ...More depth of 12 meters. Above it there were 6 meters of peat and silt. During two weeks divers of club washed away silt above the tank. Any traces of solar oil or oil on water was not. Has found the tank Igor Sedunov on memoirs of local residents. A technical condition of the tank ideal. Fuel in tanks was not, and oil did not leave the engine." Learn more, here: www.diving.ee |
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~ News Footage: Car Fatally Drops 30ft into Swamp
Views: 691494 |  |  |  |  | Are you a first responder? Check out ActionVids.blogspot.com In Bellevue, Washington on the Saturday morning of February 24, 2007 (called in at 10 AM), a passing Metro Bus Supervisor called 911 after seeing a vehicle upside-down in Mercer Slough near the ...More eastbound off-ramp from Bellevue Way to I-90 and I-405 (very close to Lake Washington). The Washington State Patrol, Bellevue Fire, and neighboring Mercer Island Fire responded. The car's top was totally submerged under water, so divers were called in. A young male from Kent was found and pronounced dead at the scene. He would later be identified as 18 year old Mathew Durnwirth. State Patrol says he lost control, bouncing off both sides of the guardrails, before his car flipped and dropped 50 ft to the muddy water below. The King County Medical Examiner was dispatched to investigate further how he died. Two different ramps were closed down during this process. On the night before (on Friday), a man called 911 around 10:42 PM reporting that he thought he saw a car going a high rate of speed loose control around the same area. A State Patrol was dispatched to the area, but did not find anything. Now, State Patrol is saying that the incidences are related. When the red Honda Civic was pulled out of the water, investigators found an empty vodka bottle, along with multiple empty beer cans. Because of this information, the Washington State Patrol thinks that speed and alcohol led to this accident. News Reports: www.kirotv.com ... |
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~ Red Bull Cliff Diving Polignano 2008 - Highlights
Views: 508090 |  |  |  |  | Over 20.000 spectators watched champions like Colombian Orlando Duque and Russian Sergey Zotin dive into history, breaking the Guinness of Records, both scoring 162 points in a single jump: the highest score ever. Orlando also won the competition thanks t ...More o a breathtaking triple flip with a double twist. Second place for Sergey Zotin, third place for one of the most experienced and old divers (Ukrainian Andriy Ignatenko) and forth place for the newcomer Gary Hunt (UK). |
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~ Canon de Pachelbel (Orchestre philharmonique de Berlin)
Views: 494882 |  |  |  |  | Le Canon en ré majeur sur une basse obstinée de Johann Pachelbel fait partie d'une pièce de musique de chambre baroque, écrite aux alentours de 1680 pour trois violons et une basse continue. Œuvre au caractère solennel et majestueux, à quatre temps lents ...More et imposants (généralement autour de 60 à la noire), d'une durée d'un peu moins de quatre minutes, le canon était à l'origine suivi d'une courte gigue à 12/8, rarement jouée[1]. Très populaire, ce morceau a été vulgarisé et arrangé pour les instruments les plus divers et dans les styles les plus variés, oubliant souvent sa forme de canon et son écriture polyphonique. |
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~ Fatals Picards. Sécurité de l'emploi. LA NOUVELLE ECOLE.
Views: 850931 |  |  |  |  | Clip trouvé sur le réseau de p2p eMule où il est en meilleure qualité car ici l'hébergeur l'a comprimé. Pour l'y trouver chercher les mots "Fatals Picards sécurité clip video". Fichier de 16,33 Mo. Les Fatals Picards est un groupe français fondé en 1996, ...More mêlant l'humour à divers genres musicaux, allant de la chanson française au punk. Les Fatals Picards se présentent de manière décalée, se voulant être ce qui se fait de plus drôle et de moins violent dans le punk : il se définit comme un groupe de "punk pour les nuls" ou encore de "rock indé-débile", à l'écart de la variété. L'humour des Fatals Picards passe notamment par des caricatures (de rappeurs, de chanteurs humanitaires démagogiques, de Têtes Raides, de boys band, de groupes de reggae, de génériques de séries télévisées des années 1980, etc). -------- c'est les fatals picards (fatal picard) sur les écoles, le collège et le lycée. la rentrée des collèges et lycées en salle de classe pour les maths et le français. le prof ou professeurs de géographie sont des enseignants ou enseignante. les profs font de l'enseignement et de l'éducation des élèves collégiens ou lycéens et des étudiants. Un élève surdoué n'est pas fainéant et fait du travail. travailler ou bosser avec des surdoués pas fainéants n'est pas redoubler, c'est passer le bac ou baccalauréat et les examens. L'emploi des chômeurs n'est pas le racket ni la prison. le chômage des emplois et métiers comme avocats, facteur ou vigile. les vigiles de la sécurité ... |
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~ Sherlockbot & The Case of the Purloined Piggybank -Sketchies
Views: 1016500 |  |  |  |  | Get this clip and more on DVD at waverlymart.com --- Get this clip and more on DVD at www.waverlymart.com thanks for voting! Directed & Edited by Duncan Skiles Written by Christopher Ford, Duncan Skiles and Jeff Kaplan Starring: Christopher Ford as Harold ...More Curtis Gwinn as Dad John Gemberling as Tommy Balloons Matt Santo as Cop Aaron Wesner as Sherlock-Bot Duncan Skiles as Sherlock's Voice Robot suit by Jeremy Westphal Additional robot suit work by Josh Hartsoe and Aaron Wesner Original Score by Matt Veligdan Co-Producers: Nick Divers, Josh Hartsoe, Aaron Wesner, Masie Cochran Sound Editing & Mix by Duncan Skiles Visual FX by Christopher Ford Thanks to Shari and Shervin Afshari and their family for letting us use their house and to Bob Cochran for letting us use his car and to John Ferguson for letting us use his fake gun |
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~ The Silent World dazzles - Le Monde du silence fait un tabac.
Views: 444965 |  |  |  |  | English - In 1955, Captain Jacques-Yves Cousteau sailed aboard Calypso from her home port of Toulon on a voyage that would take her and her divers over 12000 nautical miles through the Mediterranean Sea, the Red Sea and the Indian Ocean. Their mission: to ...More film the underwater world. The result: an Academy Award and the Palme d'Or at the Cannes Film Festival for The Silent World. Français - En 1955, le Commandant Jacques-Yves Cousteau quittait son port d'attache de Toulon, avec ses plongeurs, à bord de la Calypso pour un voyage qui devait lui faire parcourir plus de 12 000 miles nautiques en mer Méditerranée, sur la mer Rouge et dans l'océan Indien. Sa mission : filmer le monde sous-marin. Le résultat : un Oscar du meilleur film do#@!&entaire et une Palme d'Or au Festival de Cannes pour "Le Monde du silence". |
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